Infection

Dear Hackers,

I hope your lives are filled with pleasure knowing that your malicious viruses are inconveniencing random, anonymous victims worldwide. I would hate to think that all the hassel I've gone through these past weeks trying to fix my infected computer didn't bring even the slightest glimmer of satisfaction into your otherwise obvious empty, petty lives. Alas, the infection has been eliminated and the good guys have won. The game is over. Long live the tech-savvy friends who helped my lappy and I recover and preservere.

Thanks for nothing,

Miss Smith